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Posted 31 January 2011


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1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?   (written by kids)  

You  got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.  
--  Alan, age 10
 
No  person really decides before they grow up who they're  going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you  get to find out later who you're stuck with.  
--  Kristen, age  10  


2.
 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?  
Twenty-three is the best age because you know  the person FOREVER by then.  
--   Camille, age 10
 


3.
 HOW
CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
 
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
--  Derrick, age  8
 


4.
 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?  
Both  don't want any more kids.    
--  Lori,  age 8  


5.
 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?  
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.  
--  Lynnette, age  8    
(isn't  she a treasure)
 
On  the first date, they just tell each other lies and that  usually gets them interested enough to go for a second  date.  
--  Martin, age  10
 


6.
 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?    
When they're rich.  
--  Pam, age  7 ( Love her )


-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.  
- - Curt, age   7
 
-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.    
- - Howard,  age 8
 


7.
   IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?  
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.  
--  Anita, age 9   (bless you child )
 


8.
 HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?    
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?  
--  Kelvin, age 8  

And the #1 Favorite is
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9.
 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?    
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
 --  Ricky, age  10



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Posted 31 January 2011


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This is my personal favourite

>>According to a news report, a certain private school in Aberdeen
>>was recently faced with a unique problem.  A number of 12-year-old
>>girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the
>>bathroom.
>>
>>That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would
>>press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
>>Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day
>>the girls would put them back.
>>
>>Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
>>
>>
>>She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with
>>the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were
>>causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the
>>mirrors every night.
>>
>>To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she
>>asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was
>>required.
>>
>>He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
>>cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip
>>prints on the mirror.
>>
>>There are teachers, and then there are educators...



 
 
 

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